The Week contest: Change of tune

The Week Staff
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This week's question: Murphy's Irish Pub in Corralejo, Spain, has removed Neil Diamond's "Sweet Caroline" from its music menu because patrons can't resist singing along — potentially spraying clouds of coronavirus-laden droplets around the bar. If a musician were to rewrite a classic pop song to encourage people to practice safe social distancing and not sing indoors, what should the track be titled?

Click here to see the results of last week's contest: Armed baboons

How to enter: Submissions should be emailed to Please include your name, address, and daytime telephone number for verification; this week, please type "Change of tune" in the subject line. Entries are due by noon, Eastern Time, Tuesday, Aug. 18. Winners will appear on the Puzzle Page of the Aug. 28 issue and at on Aug. 21. In the case of identical or similar entries, the first one received gets credit. All entries become property of The Week.

The winner gets a one-year subscription to The Week.

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