36 Pumpkin Patch Captions That Are Too Gourd

Jorie Nicole McDonald

September 3, 2020 at 3:03 PM·4 min read

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- Simple Captions
- Funny and Clever Captions
- Complimentary Captions
- Relationship Captions
- October Captions

As the temperature drops and pumpkin spice begins to overtake the grocery stores and coffee shops once again, we can't help but start to plan the perfect day trip to the pumpkin patch. Where else can you find fresh apple cider donuts, corn mazes, hayrides, and countless opportunities for adorable fall photos all in the same place? Sign us up. And, of course, these Instagram-worthy photos can only be elevated by the perfect pumpkin patch captions. Whether you're looking for something funny, inspirational, or clever, we've got you covered with 36 pumpkin patch captions for your best photos. Take a look through the list, and choose the one that speaks to you. Go with "pumpkin kisses and harvest wishes" for something short and sweet, or "let's give 'em pumpkin to talk about" for a more humorous caption. You can't go wrong!

Simple Captions

That perfect pumpkin patch sunset picture? Let the photo speak for itself. A simple caption and pumpkin emoji are sometimes all you need.

Southern Living Pumpkin is the spice of life

"Pumpkin is the spice of life"

Southern Living Carving out fun

"Carving out fun"

Southern Living Pumpkin Spice and everything nice

"Pumpkin spice and everything nice"

Southern Living Life is gourd

"Life is gourd"

Southern Living Pumpkin kisses and harvest wishes

"Pumpkin kisses and harvest wishes"

Southern Living

"Squash goals"

Southern Living Follow the pumpkin patch road

"Follow the pumpkin patch road"

Southern Living

"Whatever spices your pumpkin"

Funny and Clever Captions

Add a little humor to your fall outing pics. For those funny group shots and awkward poses, you'll get some likes with these clever quotes.

Go big or gourd home | Pumpkin Patch Caption

Southern Living Gourd big or gourd home

"Gourd big or gourd home"

Southern Living The smashing pumpkins

"The smashing pumpkins"

Southern Living I'm a pun-king

"I'm a pun-king"

Southern Living

"I'm ahead of the carve"

I'm hallow inside | Pumpkin Patch Caption

Southern Living I'm hollow inside

"I'm hollow inside"

Southern Living Get yourself a pumpkin. It will never ghost you.

"Get yourself a pumpkin. It will never ghost you."

Southern Living I'm no Cinderella, but I know that pumpkins are magical

"I'm no Cinderella, but I know that pumpkins are magical"

Southern Living At this point my blood type is pumpkin spice

"At this point my blood type is pumpkin spice"

Southern Living There's no such thing as getting lost in a pumpkin patch

"There's no such thing as getting lost in a pumpkin patch"

Southern Living Pumpkin Patches turn me into a kid in a candy store

"Pumpkin patches turn me into a kid in a candy store"

Complimentary Captions

When the outfits coordinate with the apple cider and the pumpkins, compliments are in order. Keep these cute captions on hand so you can post right from the patch.

Southern Living Fa-boo-lous

"Fa-boo-lous"

Southern Living Boo-tiful

"Boo-tiful"

You're gourdgeous | Pumpkin Patch Caption

Southern Living You're Gourdgous

"You're gourdgous"

Southern Living

"Looking gourd-geous, darling!"

Southern Living You are the pick of the patch

"You are the pick of the patch"

I never met a pumpkin I didn't like | Pumpkin Patch Caption

I've never met a pumpkin I didn't like

"I've never met a pumpkin I didn't like"

Relationship Captions

Whether you choose your pumpkin with your bestie or your sweetie, these fun lines will go with all of your shots. From funny to mushy, take your pick of the lot.

Southern Living Here's the scoop - without you, my brains would turn to mush

"Here's the scoop—without you, my brains would turn to mush!"

Southern Living Let's give 'em pumpkin to talk about

"Let's give 'em pumpkin to talk about"

Southern Living Let's spice things up

"Let's spice things up"

Southern Living

"You struck a gourd with me"

October Captions

Your visit to the pumpkin patch brought out all the October feels. Caption your favorite snap to exclaim your love for all things fall or to scare up some Halloween fun.

Southern Living Orange you pumped for halloween

"Orange you pumped for halloween?"

Southern Living Oh my gourd I love fall

"Oh my gourd. I love fall."

Southern Living Have a gourd time on Halloween

"Have a gourd time on Halloween"

Hey Jack, this really is a hallow-ween for you! | Pumpkin Patch Caption

Southern Living Hey Jack, this really is a hollow-ween for you!

"Hey Jack, this really is a hollow-ween for you!"

Happy Hallow-ween | Pumpkin Patch Caption

Southern Living Happy hollow-ween

"Happy Hollow-ween"

Southern Living Let's carve out some fun this October

"Let's carve out some fun this October!"

Southern Living One pumpkin a day keeps the witches away

"One pumpkin a day keeps the witches away"

Southern Living

"When life gives you pumpkins, make pie."

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36 Pumpkin Patch Captions That Are Too Gourd

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