100 Absolutely Perfect Jokes From "The Office," "New Girl," And "Friends"
1.Friends: Joey's attempt to help Ross talk about something uncomfortable.
This may be my favorite Friends joke of all time.
2.New Girl: the lives of Schmidt's other friends.
3.The Office: when Kelly explains her professional growth in her interview to become the new manager.
4.Friends: Phoebe's sorority.
5.New Girl: the jerk Jess went on a date with.
6.The Office: Tube City.
7.Friends: Chandler's baby proposition to Monica.
8.New Girl: the names of Nick's testicles.
9.The Office: when Pam and Jim bring wine for the dinner party.
10.Friends: what Joey would do if he were omnipotent for a day.
11.New Girl: when Winston tries to make small talk with Sgt. Dorado.
12.The Office: when Jim and Dwight throw Kelly a birthday party.
13.Friends: the side salad.
14.New Girl: the loft mousetrap.
15.The Office: when everyone unpacks 'who vs. whom.'
16.Friends: Chandler's compliment after accidentally seeing Rachel topless.
17.New Girl: the fact that the song that gets Nick pumped is "Cotton-Eyed Joe."
18.The Office: when Creed will not let anyone mess with him after the office is broken into.
19.Friends: Rachel's favorite movie.
20.New Girl: the drumroll.
21.The Office: When Gabe is smooth as hell.
22.Friends: Phoebe's tiny dot of a tattoo.
23.New Girl: Jess's response when Nick calls her a gold digger.
24.The Office: when Jim learns Dwight's date to the dinner party used to be Dwight's babysitter.
25.Friends: Monica and Chandler trying to secretly hook up at Ross's wedding.
26.New Girl: Cece's flawless diss.
27.The Office: when Michael shows his knowledge of food and drink at Phyllis's wedding.
28.Friends: when Joey wants to see the comics.
29.New Girl: "It was a Thursday."
30.The Office: when Pam wins the Whitest Sneakers Dundie.
31.Friends: Rachel's impeccable takedown.
32.New Girl: what Jess thinks is a drug movie.
33.The Office: when Creed kind of creates a language.
34.Friends: when Phoebe gives Rachel her old maternity pants.
35.New Girl: Schmidt's drunk attempt at spelling his name.
36.The Office: when Kelly has an emergency.
37.Friends: Joey's Joey's Apple.
38.New Girl: Nick's cookie meltdown.
39.The Office: when Pam reacts to Michael telling her he thinks Jan might be trying to poison him at the dinner party.
40.New Girl: Jess's type.
41.Friends: the date plans.
42.New Girl: when Winston goes through places he's been dumped.
43.The Office: when Michael plays Jeopardy after hitting Meredith with his car in the parking lot.
44.Friends: when Emma is late and Rachel is so done being pregnant.
45.New Girl: Schmidt's reaction to a spider in the loft.
46.The Office: when Creed misunderstands what happens with a jinx.
47.Friends: Joey's way to remember what day Thursday is.
48.New Girl: Jess going off the grid.
49.The Office: when Kelly discusses death after hearing about Kevin's possible skin cancer diagnosis.
50.Friends: when Rachel destroys Ross with the part of his "con list" that says she has chubby ankles.
51.New Girl: the love scene in the novel Fred Armisen's character is writing.
52.The Office: when Michael describes his wine.
53.Friends: the knife in Rachel's back.
54.New Girl: Prank Sinatra's CV.
55.The Office: when Michael writes a great quote in the Michael Scott Paper Company office.
56.Friends: how often Joey is sexually active.
57.New Girl: when Sgt. Dorado prefaces her questioning while Jess's bra is stuffed with "meth."
58.The Office: when Creed has some sort of plan with Pam and Michael's old chairs.
59.Friends: Phoebe's attraction to Monica and Ross's dad.
60.New Girl: Winston is sitting closer than Nick.
61.The Office: when Michael mentions a famous Spanish city.
62.Friends: Monica's biggest pet peeve.
63.New Girl: Jess's effort to comfort Cece when Cece is freaking out about how she's never seen her fiancé's genitals.
64.The Office: when Jan isn't in a place to chat at David Wallace's party.
65.Friends: Rachel's reaction to her first paycheck.
66.New Girl: the Julius Pepperwood disguise.
67.The Office: when Kelly is furious at Ryan when he returns to Scranton after dumping her.
68.New Girl: Jess's response to Schmidt's fish tank.
69.Friends: When Joey is on Pyramid.
70.New Girl: Bridgette Wilson-Sampras.
71.The Office: when Michael eats fettuccine Alfredo right before running a 5K.
72.Friends: why Phoebe can't help.
73.New Girl: the cherries.
74.The Office: when Dwight makes a case for the letter 'R.'
75.Friends: Monica's stress around catering Carol and Susan's wedding.
76.New Girl: the mashed potatoes.
77.The Office: when Ryan declares his love for Kelly after she gets a great new boyfriend.
78.Friends: Joey's song for his identical hand twin.
79.New Girl: Cece's former flame.
80.The Office: when the dinner party gets very tense, so Pam offers to get more wine in the kitchen.
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